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The identity of C+D's long-running contributor remains a mystery, but his irreverent views are known by all. Tweet him @Xrayser
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I don’t understand why the announcement of a locum pharmacist appearing on Love Island was met with such surprise and incredulity. It’s almost as if...
Some jokes just write themselves, such as the time parliament was evacuated owing to a sewerage leak in 2015, or any time that Viagra comes up in...
I read about the MPs that recently left their parties to form The Independent Group, which has since announced a list of core values. These include...
Our wholesaler driver arrived smiling, usually a worrying sign. “I'm super speedy this afternoon,” he announced. “The personal digital assistant...
Usually, I’m happy to get something for nothing, and “free” is my favourite price. But when it comes to professional services, there are several...
When I was little, I used to dream I had superpowers and could fly. Proper arms-outstretched, legs-back flying – so much so that I would sleep laid...
The patient looked up at the pharmacist. “Your assistant said you wanted to talk to me about the prescriptions I’m collecting?” “Nothing to worry...
Despite a running joke between Mrs Xrayser and myself that she is “worth far more than rubies and pearls” to me, it’s hard to put a value on people,...
A patient came in today and said: “Isn’t it annoying – after all this fine weather, the rain has come.” I thought: “No. For those of us working in...
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